Over the past few days in work I’ve noticed: a lady with a
necklace made out of toy cars (like this one... quite unusual), a baby with
yellow and black stripy socks on (like bumblebees), and rain-soaked mothers and
primary school children pouring into the cafe for ice-cream (yesterday was the
last day of school, i.e. the official beginning of the summer holidays).
I also was reminded of how important and useful it is to try
and think about what you’re going to say before you speak (unlike earlier on
today, when I had a slightly awkward mind-blank moment:
INT. Cafe kitchen – afternoon
Very noisy (plates clattering, fish fryers bubbling, chefs shouting). Gruff looking MAN enters wearing a black t-shirt and a
tool-belt. MAN approaches ME.
MAN: I’m here to fix the cold room.
ME: (pause) What was that, sorry?
MAN: The cold room. I’m here to fix the cold room.
ME: (slightly confused) The cold room?
MAN: (slightly irritated) Aye. The cold room.
ME: Oh! (walking to the walk-in fridge and opening the door)
Do you mean the fridge?
MAN looks at me blankly.
ME: (turning to the walk-in freezer and opening that door... it’s cold. It could technically
be called a ‘room’.) Or the freezer?
MAN: (narrowing his eyes) I was called about the cold room.
I’m here to fix it.
ME: (pause) I’ll go get my manager.
INT. Cafe floor
A minute later. Very noisy (babies crying, saxophonist
playing, coffee grinder ...grinding)
ME: (standing on my tiptoes, because I’m short and my voice
doesn’t carry very far) There’s a man here --- something about ‘the cold room’
--- he’s in the kitchen --- he wants to see you.
MANAGER: (can't hear because of the noise) What’s that?
ME: (louder) A man --- in the kitchen --- to see you---?
MANAGER: What sort of man?
ME: (walking and talking over my shoulder) He’s a --- um,
a man with tools (walking towards the kitchen) --- he’s a --- he’s a
fixer.
MANAGER: (following me through doors to kitchen) a fixer?
INT. Kitchen
ME: Yes. Um
--- he’s --- a fixer --- a fixer of freezers --- or fridges --- a fixer.
MANAGER: (not understanding) A ‘fixer’?
ME: (getting a bit flustered because I've forgotten the word) A --- he’s
a freezer fixer or something ---you know? He’s here to fix the cold room --- he’s
a fixer... person.
MANAGR: What ---?
ME: A fixer --- he’s a ---
We arrive back where MAN is standing.
ME: (relief) Oh! He’s over there.
I leave them to it and hurry away to avoid further word-fails.)
The word I was looking for (which I didn’t come across until about
half an hour later, and only with the help of another waitress) was handyman. Handyman!
Not ‘fixer’ (!) Ah dear...
(Pictures from: Yelena Bryksenkova. Beautiful pictures... which are, again, unrelated to the actaul content of the post!)